‘Happy Shanksgiving!’ George Floyd’s Convicted Murderer Derek Chauvin Stuck Like A Pig In Federal Prison Stabbing
Social media celebrated like Christmas came early because someone stabbed Derek Chauvin, the ex-cop convicted of killing George Floyd.
It turns out Black Friday had something even better than leftovers and sales. One of the most infamous murderers in recent history, Derek Chauvin, got a taste of his own cold-blooded medicine. The AP reports Chauvin is “seriously injured” from a stabbing in federal prison.
Chauvin was in custody at the Federal Correctional Institution, Tucson, when another inmate attacked the former boy in blue. The Bureau of Prisons confirmed an assault around 12:30 p.m. local time on Friday at FCI Tuscon.
Derrick Chauvin was stabbed in prison because Chauvin lives in a world created and enforced by people like Chauvin, where prisons are made as brutal as possible, as is enforcement, as is the justice system.
⁰Monster Bites Itself.— juliusgoat.bsky.social (@JuliusGoat) November 25, 2023
The agency did not identify the victim as Chauvin. It released a statement that employees performed “life-saving measures” on the inmate until transferring him to a hospital.
To the disappointment of many on social media, the killer ex-cop is in stable condition. According to TMZ, “his injuries were not considered life-threatening.” The 47-year-old remains hospitalized for evaluation.
Derek Chauvin’s Multiple Convictions For The Killing Of George Floyd
Chauvin will continue to serve his two decades behind bars because he survived and because the U.S. Supreme Court rejected his appeal last week. He petitioned the highest court in the land to overturn his federal murder conviction despite pleading guilty.
For folks on here saying we shouldn’t wish violence on Derek Chauvin, he murdered a man, stood on his neck for 9 minutes until he died. Go someplace with your lecturing about him. I don’t care about him or you. He’s doing hard time. And good. Cry more.
— Lecia Michelle: Author, Activist & Photographer🐝 (@LeciaMichelle11) November 25, 2023
Chauvin suffocated George Floyd to death on camera in May 2020. He kneeled on Floyd’s neck for 9½ agonizing minutes over a suspected counterfeit $20 bill. The horrific public execution sparked global outrage and protests.
A jury found Chauvin guilty of second-degree unintentional murder, third-degree murder and second-degree manslaughter in 2021. The judge sentenced him to 21½ years, one of the longest a U.S. cop ever faced for killing a Black person.
Anyone who’s fixin to join the “civility police” about Derek Chauvin getting shanked should remember the hell we went through in Minneapolis. MPD shot at us, they brutalized us, they took our friend’s eyes & all in service of a lie. We get to take joy in Karma.
— Medic Kim (@medickimw) November 25, 2023
In July 2022, Chauvin pled guilty in federal court to violating Floyd’s civil rights. He received the lower end of the plea sentencing, another 21 years. The next month, he transferred to FCI Tuscon to serve his sentences concurrently.
Chauvin spent most of his time in solitary confinement in Minnesota “largely for his own protection” from retaliation. “Happy Shanksgiving” trended over the news that George Floyd’s killer was nearly carved like a turkey.
Considering the terror, violence, and death that crooked cops like Chauvin regularly inflict on communities with impunity, it’s no surprise many see the stabbing as overdue karma.
Check out some of the reactions below.
Not I had “Happy Shanksgiving” trending overnight 🤭😭 https://t.co/pywYetcDbT pic.twitter.com/N1vkmub98X
— Mela Yela (@_melayela_) November 25, 2023
A noble person would acknowledge the ongoing cycle of prison violence and hope for a speedy recovery, if he survives. I am not that person. Happy Shanksgiving, pig https://t.co/HHRMUWNmO4
— Dante (@pacmanface8) November 25, 2023
Derek Chauvin got stabbed. And on Black Friday too. Damn. That sucks. It must be horrifying to have no freedom while someone tries to take your life and the law is supposed to keep you safe in their custody. Maybe someone should make prisons safer. pic.twitter.com/zhFdB0581x
— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) November 25, 2023
Y’all happy Derek Chauvin got stabbed
I mean…he is still breathing tho— BeastBron💜💛 (@bronisabeast) November 25, 2023
Derek Chauvin has officially become a victim of the same prison system he forced so many Black people into. If this isn’t karma, it’s at least irony.
— Allison Wiltz Psy.M. (@queenie4rmnola) November 25, 2023
Happy… Shanksgiving, officer. https://t.co/pv9uIkD7Ji pic.twitter.com/yoxj49B3sT
— Rod (@rodimusprime) November 25, 2023
“Happy Shanksgiving” is trending pic.twitter.com/gaATaMDMht
— 🇩🇴 FREE PALESTINE (@HarlemMC) November 25, 2023
Happy Shanksgiving is trending and I am not going to lie tears are streaming down my face 😂
I guess see you all in the hot place pic.twitter.com/MMPGmXwjdy
— Qondi (@QondiNtini) November 25, 2023
Live your life in such a way that people don’t celebrate “Happy Shanksgiving” when you get stabbed in federal prison after being convicted for kneeling on an unarmed suspect to death.
— BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ (@mmpadellan) November 25, 2023
Happy Shanksgiving to my comrades in the United States https://t.co/nQXi5hz802
— PropaGandalf 🌾 (@xghostnotesx) November 25, 2023
derek chauvin won’t see your happy shanksgiving tweets mocking his stabbing but i will and i could use a good laugh. so carry on.
— ℓყรɓεƭɦ (@SloaneFragment) November 25, 2023
The spirit of George Floyd sending a Happy Shanksgiving to Derek Chauvin is something everyone can celebrate. pic.twitter.com/sNdun3exZw
— reuxmal (@reuxmal) November 25, 2023